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Cowpote has an unhealthy obsession with me
« on: August 16, 2015, 11:45:07 AM »
This Cowpote is totally obsessed with me. It's become really, REALLY disturbing.

This week, he and his wife (who I feel very sorry for) went on vacation to Chicago. In between seeing the sites, and filming everything he sees while muttering swear words and cussing under his breath at everything he sees, he continues to make podcasts totally devoted to me - first calling into Debi Daly's show, then making his own podcasts that nobody listens to on "the spreaker-spracker-sprocker".

Cowpote - GIVE IT A BREAK! A vacation is just that - a VACATION! Take a break! Give it a rest! Shhheeeeesh!
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Re: Cowpote has an unhealthy obsession with me
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2015, 03:35:17 AM »
Maybe, but I'm kind of glad he got to pose with Jonathan Toews and Patrick Kane on his birthday.  The Blackhawks are his favorite hockey team.  At the same time the Blackhawks lost a lot of quality players and Kane is under investigation for rape.  I bet COWPOTE didn't even bring that up because he wanted a photo.  Just don't accuse COWPOTE of jinxing the Blackhawks if they fail to make the playoffs this year.
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Re: Cowpote has an unhealthy obsession with me
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2015, 08:19:56 AM »
How come COWPOTE hasn't responded?
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Re: Cowpote has an unhealthy obsession with me
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2015, 09:54:00 PM »
COWPOTE is a fucking pussy.  Why does he keep calling me a fear mongerer.  He sounds like the fear mongerer if you ask me NewsGuy.
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