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Broncos win because Ransom lost his virginity to a Broncos fan.  Panthers devour the birds.  White Broncos VS Black Panthers.  Two notorious gangs from the 60's.  White Bronco's win.  Peyton Manning inhales weed during the Super Bowl parade as he retires.  Weed is legal in Denver.  And if Peyton retires and wants to smoke weed during the Super Bowl parade Goodell cannot suspend him.  GGGGGRRRRR

General Discussion / Re: Cowpote has an unhealthy obsession with me
« on: December 17, 2015, 09:54:00 PM »
COWPOTE is a fucking pussy.  Why does he keep calling me a fear mongerer.  He sounds like the fear mongerer if you ask me NewsGuy.

The Gridiron / Re: Tampa Bay Buccaneers VS St. Louis Rams Thread
« on: December 17, 2015, 09:51:45 PM »
My boy Aaron Donald is really opening up a can of whoop ass on Jameis Winston.  Rams lead 21-3 at halftime.

The Icerink / Patrick sharp cheats on women
« on: July 18, 2015, 08:24:50 PM »
He's married rumors  to be boning Duncan Keith's wife and rumored to be boning patrick kames girlfriend too.

The Gridiron / 2015-2016 NFL Predictions Thread
« on: July 10, 2015, 10:41:44 AM »
My playoff seeds


1. Colts 13-3
2. Patriots 12-4
3. Steelers 11-5
4. Chargers 11-5
5. Texans 11-5
6. Bengals 10-6


1. Packers 13-3
2. Seahawks 12-4
3. Cowboys 11-5
4. Saints 8-8
5. Giants 11-5
6. Lions 10-6

Alright guys its time for Rush to make his picks.  Texans fuck Rivers up go to divisional round game.  Mike Tomlin loses to another division rival at home in the playoffs.  The subjective Steelers are pissed about Andy Dalton getting his first career playoff win in Pittsburgh after starting his career 0-4 in the NFL Playoffs.  Giants win the wild card game in New Orleans.  Detroit goes to Dallas and loses.  This time they lose because Caldwell sucks as a coach rather than getting screwed by the officials.

Indianapolis gets the Bengals and they win.  Colts advance to the AFC Title.  Houston goes to New England and surprises the Patriots.  This sets up an epic Texans VS Colts AFC Title Game thanks to Brian Hoyer at QB.

Green Bay defeats the New York Giants after struggling against Eli in the past at Lambeau Field.  Russell Wilson and the Seahawks defeat the Dallas Cowboys at home setting up a rematch of last years NFC Title game in Green Bay.

Colts and Packers play in Super Bowl 50.  Aaron Rodgers wins the Lombardi Trophy and makes an ass out of himself by proposing to Olivia after winning Super Bowl 50.  Yes SPECULATION SPORTS the Steelers will make the playoffs and yes Tomlin will get fired book it baby.  I dare you to call him coach Tomlin Rodney Harrison.

Subcategories / My Boy Donald Trump Is On The Message Boards
« on: July 08, 2015, 02:39:10 PM »
Donald Trump is a very good man.  He may be a pimp, but he gets a hall pass for being a republican.  GRRRRR!.  GRR isn't the one language we speak SPECULATION SPORTS GGGGGRRRRRRR!

The Hardwood / Re: 2015 NBA Eastern Conference Finals Thread
« on: May 22, 2015, 12:32:28 PM »
Somebody needs to open up a can of whoop ass on Lebron GGGGGRRRRRRRRR!

The Icerink / Re: 2015 Eastern Conference Finals Thread
« on: May 16, 2015, 03:46:43 PM »
You guys are communists I want to talk about the horse race on NBC here because its right after then hockey game on NBC damn it GRRRRRR!

The Icerink / Re: 2015 Eastern Conference Finals Thread
« on: May 16, 2015, 03:43:51 PM »
Preakness is on can we talk about American pharaoh.

The Icerink / Re: 2015 Eastern Conference Finals Thread
« on: May 16, 2015, 03:42:26 PM »
Rangers win I'm stoked. Ben bishop was brilliant but the rangers win.

The Icerink / Re: 2015 Eastern Conference Finals Thread
« on: May 16, 2015, 03:06:21 PM »
Rangers score a goal but Jason garrison and Andrej sustr were on the ice so it wasn't that impressive.

What the hell are the Lightning thinking.  Victory Hedman, Stralberg, or Coubrn needs to be on the ice at all times.  You can mix these guys up and pair Hedman with anyone, but to have one of those defenseman not on the ice with your line combinations is simply foolish.

You forgot Matt carle he's pretty good too. GRR!

The Hardwood / Re: Cavs VS Bulls What A Series
« on: May 14, 2015, 11:33:39 PM »
I want LeBron to lose to the god damn Clippers in the NBA FINALS GGGGGGGRRRRRRR!

The Hardwood / Re: my picks 4 2015
« on: March 22, 2015, 04:35:45 PM »
I got Kentucky, North Carolina, Michigan State, and Duke in my Final 4.  PIMPS win Championships GGGGGGGRRRRRRRR!

The Gridiron / Re: 2015 NFL Free Agency Thread
« on: March 16, 2015, 03:46:08 PM »
Vince Wilfork Is going to Houston.  Houston we have a problem the Patriots lost their best defensive tackle and I'm stoked that he's on the Houston Texans GGGGGRRRRRR!

The Gridiron / Re: 2015 NFL Free Agency Thread
« on: March 12, 2015, 08:10:40 PM »
That's Justin Forsett you piece of shit democrats.  It's not your fault Philadelphia.  Ed Rendell and Gus the Groundhog have corrupted you MOTHEFUCKERS GGGGGGRRRRR!  Suck it Peyton Manning Rahim Moore went to the Texans.

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